Why buy a G-Wagon when you can get this train instead?

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03/04/2016 at 07:56 • Filed to: None

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So you are looking for something to slowly cruise around town while getting noticed by everyone and being obnoxious as it gets. What would be better than a huge and loud German SUV to do that? 94.000€ will get you a G-350 and leave you some extra cash to get a decently loud speaker system, wheels and low profile tires, to make sure your tank will never see any surface other than tarmac. With that, you could annoy people in the city center all night long by driving around aimlessly with your windows down and blasting shitty music.But there’s a better way to do it. Get this:

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This !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is slow yet loud, has an MP3 player with speakers all along so you can blast your favorite tunes while you cruise around with your 56 best homies (is that word still used?). With it’s white paint and gold ornaments, it will make you’ll be the king of the street.

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Additionally to the street cred, you get a thoroughly restored ride: new engine, new gearbox, new clutch, new brakes, and all the leather seats you can handle.

Special OppO feature: it’s a diesel, it’s manual, and it comes with wagons, not brown though.


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) M. Arch > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
03/04/2016 at 08:11

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11/10: More practical than most Tavarish articles.


Kinja'd!!! theuserformerlyknownasaluminumfoil > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
03/04/2016 at 09:54

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Jason Statham approves.

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Kinja'd!!! NJAnon > Rustholes-Are-Weight-Reduction
03/05/2016 at 00:23

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Whats up with that telephone number? lol